Here's how to buy a poem:

1. You must be 18 years of age or older to buy a poem through this website.

2. Review the poem checklist and send me an email with responses to as many of the categories as possible.

3. We will need to communicate via email / phone to make sure that I have all the information I need to write your poem. This is a very informal process, and I promise it won't hurt. Furthermore, you have my word that information you send to me will be treated as private and confidential.

4. Your poem will be completed in a timely manner. I will contact you and read the poem to you to see if you like it. You will have the opportunity to make changes / additions to the poem at this time.

5. On your approval of the poem content, you will pay me for my services. Paypal is preferred but any reasonable payment method is acceptable.

Current pricing for a four verse poem is $140 ($35/stanza).

Additional verses are $25 each

6. On receipt of payment, I will email the poem to you. A CD with the poem formatted for printing and a .wav file of the poem being read is an additional $30 + shipping. This is a good idea if you are not familiar with reading poems and / or figuring out how they scan.

It just doesn't get any easier.

On acceptance, you are granted a limited license to share the poem with anybody you choose for entertainment purposes only, and I fully expect you to share it with as many people as possible. Note that you may not sell or distribute the poem on my behalf without my express written consent.

I am committed to my 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. That's right. I mean it. You will be satisfied or there will be no charge.

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